The destruction and genocide of London and Bristol

Overall
The destruction and genocide of London and Bristol was an event that happened at the 27th of March 2002. About 9 million people died. It left Bristol and London in rubble, with every single monument decimated. In 2005 the process of rebuilding London and Bristol began. The weapons used were cluster bombs and napalm.

Timeline

 * 1) 20th of March 00:26 GMT - [GERMAN SOLDIERS] take over England.
 * 2) 21st of March 19:43 GMT - British rebellion against the [GERMAN SOLDIERS]
 * 3) 22nd of March 01:31 GMT - [GERMAN SOLDIERS] escape to the moon.
 * 4) 25rd of March 13:30 GMT - Chinese bombers are sent to England to take care of the [GERMAN SOLDIERS] and the bribed british even though they already have been kicked out.
 * 5) 27th of March 10:21 GMT - A mixture of napalm and cluster bombs is dropped at London.
 * 6) 27th of March 13:43 GMT - Bombs are dropped on Bristol
 * 7) 27th of March 15:54 GMT - The fire is put out.
 * 8) 30th of March 13:22 GMT - Giant graveyard is built to fit nine million people's ashes.
 * 9) 2005 30th of December 12:00 GMT - The reconstruction of London and Bristol begins.

Conclusion
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