Emo and depressed Goombario

"*insert stereotypical edgy phrase here* Fishing is a farce."

- Goombario



Who dat
I think he's like this goomba that was a fan of Mario, but then he got like depression or something? His middle name may or may not be Bob and he may or may not have killed Mario.

Paper Mario
He was basically in the game Paper Mario where he was one of the partners in the game. He has a blue hat or something.

Goombario's quest
After Mario defeats Bowser, Goombario goes home and thinks he will return in The "Thousand-Year Door", but oh Mario just goes alone and after about a year of waiting, Goombario (now with and long dark emo hair) finds a newspaper that basically says NOPE Mario doesn't care he just killed the shadow queen or something. Good job Meghrio, you gave a person depression wahoo. After that Goombario starts talking to god or something like that(I'M AN ATHEIST LOL). Then zeus like targets his ChingChong premium phone and throws a lightning bolt that basically makes him emo.

Other crap
In other crap he's norwegian and died of a car explosion in Pissington Hill.

Conclusion
I haven't watched that much of Goombario's quest, but all i know is that goombario is emo now.