Yoghurt Clean Up

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The Yoghurt Clean Up is a special product produced by Joel Products'''™. It both dispenses your yoghurt, AND''' it sucks it up!

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CALL THE TELEFON NUMBER 8-800-666-69-69 TO GET ONE!!! Contains:
 * The Yoghurt Clean Up
 * Pack of Yoghurt (EXPIRES IN 2030)
 * 3 FREE BEEFS for the price of one!

Commercial
The music was made in a spicy amazing music making program called Ejay Markoolio Edition. Transcript:"HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? DID YOU GET YOGHURT EVERYWHERE ON THE FLOOR EACH TIME YOU WANNA EAT? WELL, THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE! INTRODUCING THE YOGHURT CLEAN UP! IT BOTH DISPENSES YOGHURT AND SUCKS IT UP! Uh... TRY NOW! FREE BEEF! FREE BEEF! YOU GET FREE BEEF IF YOU CALL THIS NUMBER. THAT'S RIGHT! THREE WHOLE BEEFS, FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! THAT'S RIGHT. Joel Products™ Not liable for any damages."

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